Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuffs They Sell On Amazon in 2019 (NSFW)

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuffs They Sell On Amazon in 2019 (NSFW)

We were searching for some items that we wanted to buy on Amazon but instead we found something else. Essentially weird crazy stuff that Amazon do sell and the best part is where people actually bought and still buying them. Don’t worry because not all of them are NSFW (Not Suitable For Work) materials or items.

Then a partner of ours said, “Hey why don’t we put up a post on these items and just update them we found others as well?”. We are sort of like looking at each other and thought why not. So here we put up some of the items that Amazon really sell one of these and people do buy. Don’t say we didn’t warn you 😉 Yes don’t forget to come back for more….

Toilet Paper With Donald Trump Face

You hate the guy. You go to his building and bring in one of these and install it in every toilet you can find. Nope. Its not my idea.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Trump Face Toilet Paper

Literally A Toilet Seat Mug

It goes nicely when you have just take a break out of the toilet. Sweet coffee and the aroma.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Toilet Mug

An Apron Showing Oral Sex Scene

Just imagine if your dad wear this and suddenly your mom enters the kitchen. Or even better just see what happen when your grandpa wears it. Hope the nanny don’t catch a heart attack.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Oral Sex Apron

A Full Size Sexy Lady Doll

No its not ridiculous and as a matter of fact, people have already bought them from Amazon and give them 5 stars review. How about that?! The dolls must be like so life like and have smooth skin. I don’t know. I guess

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Sexy Real Life Size Doll

AILIJIA Oral Sex Doll

A Samurai Umbrella

Just like you imagined it. An umbrella with a sword in it? No you silly. A samurai sword with an umbrella in it. Get me?. It comes with a scabbard too.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Samurai Umbrella
Samurai Umbrella

Voodoo Spell Book

You wanna make a misery on someone. You tried witches and wizards. You tried poison. You tried Casper. You tried black magic. Nothing works. Maybe this does.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon voodoo spellbook
Voodoo Spellbook

The Annabelle Doll

If you haven’t heard of The Conjuring or Annabelle, well you should. This doll will haunt your life and then totally disappears finding another person to haunt. Of course after they ruined your life.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Annabelle doll
Annabelle

A Cane With A Hidden Metal Blade

The usual old man’s cane. Nothing fancy about it. Except it does things like in the movies. It has a hidden blade inside it. Perfect for self defense. That is cool and crazy at the same time.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Cane with a hidden blade
Cane With A Hidden Blade

An Actual Samurai Sword that Cut Things

Amazon really cool when it comes to this kind of stuffs. They sell a real 28 inch steel carbon blade sword with wooden scabbard. And you can even choose of any 23 design of the scabbard. It even features like the Kill Bill Sword.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Samurai Sword
A Samurai Sword

Headphones With an Elf Earbuds

Who is still sticking to those big compact headphones now today? It looks like a helmet and a robot. I suggest you try to be an elf for today. People will turn and look at you again and again and again

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Elf Ear headphones
Elf Ear Headphones

Salty Cooked and Dehydrated Edible Bugs

Finally someone sell these on the shelves. Its always snacks and nuts and candies. Its bad for your health to eat junk foods. Try switching on to these healthy rich in protein bugs.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon edible bugs
Salty Edible Bugs

Wooden Bow Tie

Its hard to knot a tie. or maybe a classic black colored bow is too boring. So how about a bow tie made of wood? This might be interesting and caught a lady’s eye.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon wooden bow tie
wooden bow tie

A Poo Pen ?

Do you ever imagine whats a poo pen looks like? Yup a pen covered with poo. At least its not a real poo. Hope it doesn’t smell..

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Poo Pen
Poo Pen

A Complete Kit To Make Your Car Run Using Water And Not Gas

You wanna save money on gas right. Water is damn cheap right. How about you turn your car into a hybrid and make it run using water. Yes water is oxygen + hydrogen remember? Many reviews said they save a lot of money coz they don’t buy gas anymore.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Make Your Car Run Using Water

Stainless Steel Soap

I know it seems impossible that it would wash away odors and dirt. Amazingly all the reviews said it does. I couldn’t even believe it myself. I mean just imagine how much money you can save using this soap.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Stainless steel soap
Stainless Steel Soap

Life Size Pope Francis Cardboard Standee

Maybe someone really need an extra blessings in their homes or churches. Or maybe they need protection from The Nun?

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Pope Francis Standee Cardboard
Pope Francis Standee

Real Live Insects

As in Roaches and worms. And amazingly Amazon have lots of them. As in thousands. And they do sell ladybugs too.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon Live lady bugs
ladybugs
Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches on Amazon

Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Live Meal worms on Amazon

5000 Live Mealworms

A Black Dick Towel

Yes. The one that when you wear them and it shows a huge black dick on the front…. just don’t wear them on the back. I can’t imagine what if a girl actually wears one.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Black Dick Towel

An Old Woman with a Surprised Face On Your Wall or maybe an Asian Old Man instead

What do you make of having an old man or woman as your wall decal. As in real in colors wall decals. Yup people actually bought them in put them in their showers, kitchen and bathroom. Just hope it doesn’t peek..

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Asian Old Man Wall Decal
Asian Old Man
Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Old Woman Wall Decal
Old Woman Wall Decal

Everything You Need To Have A Star Wars Bathroom

Yes basically every items you need to change your boring blurry bathroom to feel like in the middle of a Darth Vader fight while showering is here. From the shower curtain up to the tooth brush holder and a soap canister. You can find more items here.

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Star Wars Shower Curtain
Star Wars Shower Curtain
C3PO soap pump
Star Wars Soap Pump
Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Darth Vader Shower Heads
Darth Vader Shower Head

Ass Shape Throw Pillow

Ass Shape Throw Pillow is one damn sexy stuffed items. It can be a funny present for your friend or just for you having a good night sleep

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. ass shape pillow

Panties With Fake Vagina

This panties is actually design for transgenders to hide their D**k and to feel more like ladies. No it’s not a duck, Genius!!


Bag of Dicks

Yes its funny and naughty at the same time. The best part is the reviews are great and said that it actually taste good. This is a good idea to prank someone

Shower Curtain Showing Big Boobs

Yup its what it is. And not just that. You can even choose which sexy image you want as options. Talking about weird crazy stuff on Amazon

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. Shower Curtain Big Boobs

Or perhaps a sexy guy intead…..

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon. shower curtain sexy guy

3D Print of Ahegao Hoodies

For those of you who do not know, Ahegao means cum face as in the picture. But seriously someone actually wear them to college and their teachers love it ??!!! Are they nuts? Yes they have them also on T-Shirts and night pants. WTF!?

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon 3D print Ahegao cum face hoodies

A Penis Extender

Yup. as in an extender. You know…to extend the length of the penis if its too short…. And someone actually said :
Worked great wife loves it

Bizarre Weird Crazy Stuff They Sell On Amazon penis extender

Fake But Too Real Poop

Honestly I don’t have the courage to put up a really big image of the poop. A pretty good way to setup a prank. Okay lets move on fast. Please…

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