We were searching for some items that we wanted to buy on Amazon but instead we found something else. Essentially weird crazy stuff that Amazon do sell and the best part is where people actually bought and still buying them. Don’t worry because not all of them are NSFW (Not Suitable For Work) materials or items.
Then a partner of ours said, “Hey why don’t we put up a post on these items and just update them we found others as well?”. We are sort of like looking at each other and thought why not. So here we put up some of the items that Amazon really sell one of these and people do buy. Don’t say we didn’t warn you 😉 Yes don’t forget to come back for more….
Toilet Paper With Donald Trump Face
You hate the guy. You go to his building and bring in one of these and install it in every toilet you can find. Nope. Its not my idea.
Literally A Toilet Seat Mug
It goes nicely when you have just take a break out of the toilet. Sweet coffee and the aroma.
An Apron Showing Oral Sex Scene
Just imagine if your dad wear this and suddenly your mom enters the kitchen. Or even better just see what happen when your grandpa wears it. Hope the nanny don’t catch a heart attack.
A Full Size Sexy Lady Doll
No its not ridiculous and as a matter of fact, people have already bought them from Amazon and give them 5 stars review. How about that?! The dolls must be like so life like and have smooth skin. I don’t know. I guess
A Samurai Umbrella
Just like you imagined it. An umbrella with a sword in it? No you silly. A samurai sword with an umbrella in it. Get me?. It comes with a scabbard too.
Voodoo Spell Book
You wanna make a misery on someone. You tried witches and wizards. You tried poison. You tried Casper. You tried black magic. Nothing works. Maybe this does.
The Annabelle Doll
A Cane With A Hidden Metal Blade
The usual old man’s cane. Nothing fancy about it. Except it does things like in the movies. It has a hidden blade inside it. Perfect for self defense. That is cool and crazy at the same time.
An Actual Samurai Sword that Cut Things
Amazon really cool when it comes to this kind of stuffs. They sell a real 28 inch steel carbon blade sword with wooden scabbard. And you can even choose of any 23 design of the scabbard. It even features like the Kill Bill Sword.
Headphones With an Elf Earbuds
Who is still sticking to those big compact headphones now today? It looks like a helmet and a robot. I suggest you try to be an elf for today. People will turn and look at you again and again and again
Salty Cooked and Dehydrated Edible Bugs
Finally someone sell these on the shelves. Its always snacks and nuts and candies. Its bad for your health to eat junk foods. Try switching on to these healthy rich in protein bugs.
Wooden Bow Tie
Its hard to knot a tie. or maybe a classic black colored bow is too boring. So how about a bow tie made of wood? This might be interesting and caught a lady’s eye.
A Poo Pen ?
Do you ever imagine whats a poo pen looks like? Yup a pen covered with poo. At least its not a real poo. Hope it doesn’t smell..
A Complete Kit To Make Your Car Run Using Water And Not Gas
You wanna save money on gas right. Water is damn cheap right. How about you turn your car into a hybrid and make it run using water. Yes water is oxygen + hydrogen remember? Many reviews said they save a lot of money coz they don’t buy gas anymore.
Stainless Steel Soap
I know it seems impossible that it would wash away odors and dirt. Amazingly all the reviews said it does. I couldn’t even believe it myself. I mean just imagine how much money you can save using this soap.
Life Size Pope Francis Cardboard Standee
Maybe someone really need an extra blessings in their homes or churches. Or maybe they need protection from The Nun?
Real Live Insects
As in Roaches and worms. And amazingly Amazon have lots of them. As in thousands. And they do sell ladybugs too.
A Black Dick Towel
Yes. The one that when you wear them and it shows a huge black dick on the front…. just don’t wear them on the back. I can’t imagine what if a girl actually wears one.
An Old Woman with a Surprised Face On Your Wall or maybe an Asian Old Man instead
What do you make of having an old man or woman as your wall decal. As in real in colors wall decals. Yup people actually bought them in put them in their showers, kitchen and bathroom. Just hope it doesn’t peek..
Everything You Need To Have A Star Wars Bathroom
Yes basically every items you need to change your boring blurry bathroom to feel like in the middle of a Darth Vader fight while showering is here. From the shower curtain up to the tooth brush holder and a soap canister. You can find more items here.
Ass Shape Throw Pillow
Ass Shape Throw Pillow is one damn sexy stuffed items. It can be a funny present for your friend or just for you having a good night sleep
Panties With Fake Vagina
This panties is actually design for transgenders to hide their D**k and to feel more like ladies. No it’s not a duck, Genius!!
Bag of Dicks
Yes its funny and naughty at the same time. The best part is the reviews are great and said that it actually taste good. This is a good idea to prank someone
Shower Curtain Showing Big Boobs
Yup its what it is. And not just that. You can even choose which sexy image you want as options. Talking about weird crazy stuff on Amazon
Or perhaps a sexy guy intead…..
3D Print of Ahegao Hoodies
For those of you who do not know, Ahegao means cum face as in the picture. But seriously someone actually wear them to college and their teachers love it ??!!! Are they nuts? Yes they have them also on T-Shirts and night pants. WTF!?
A Penis Extender
Yup. as in an extender. You know…to extend the length of the penis if its too short…. And someone actually said :
Worked great wife loves it
Fake But Too Real Poop
Honestly I don’t have the courage to put up a really big image of the poop. A pretty good way to setup a prank. Okay lets move on fast. Please…